Spam. The kind you eat and the kind you don’t.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. – W. C. Fields

If you have a blog you’re going to dine on spam. Sometimes lots of spam. I get spam on a regular basis. Alas, but none to eat.

Did you know that “Spam” the product is SPiced hAM, first introduced by Hormel Foods in 1937? It’s supposedly good for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Mmmm... It’s never touched my lips. It does make one wonder what the folks who make Spam actually think of the word being used for junk.

But back to my spam. I thought I would share with you this week’s platter. Who do they think they’re fooling? Idiots. I know that it is automatically generated, but please. If you’re going to spam me at least have the courtesy to spell correctly –  or make sense. My “real” comments do, for the most part! 

I have to say Blogger’s spam filter is pretty good. I’ve only had a few slip through in my years of blogging. I know there’s ways to lessen getting it, but then what would I read?

So without further ado, here’s a few. I thought you might enjoy them. A link to actual Spam (meat?) recipes follows at the very bottom. Incorrect spelling is from cut and paste.

1. How to seem engaged...

fantastic issues altogether, you just received a brand new reader. What could you recommend in regards to your put up that you made a few days in the past? Any certain? Also visit my webpage...

2. Totally on point...not

Know your lawyers and attorneys budget is also present free consultations, as the patients wounds. Being involved in a suit with the other lawyers and previous legal-seeking clients, but only time can erase valid incidents on your own could prove to be a good personal rapport will make the process. Besides, on muddy work sites, much must also be legally entitled to damages for any attorney that practices in the Yellow pages if Internet is consistently changing not just right to sue in collections. Also visit my site :: best dui lawyers in los angeles...

3. Huh?

I will right away take hold of your rss as I can not in finding your e-mail subscription link or e-newsletter service. Do you've any? Kindly let me recognise in order that I could subscribe. Thanks. my page

4. This one asks for no spam!

I гeally like your writing very a lot! percentage we be in contact more аpproҳimatеly yoսr poѕt on AOL? I need a specialist on this space to sokve my problem. May be that's yoս! Having a look forward to seee you. My wеeb blog ... twitter followers no spam,,,

5. Likes half of my posts?

Thanks for every other great post. Where else may just anyone get that type of information in such a perfect method of writing? I have a presentation subsequent week, and I am on the search for such information. my weblog; rent-a-serp best bonus...

6. Asking for advice

Hello! I just wanted to ask if you ever have any problems with hackers? My last blog (wordpress) was hacked and I ended up losing many months of hard work due to no data backup. Do you have any solutions to prevent hackers? Here is my blog post; meet new people online...

But now, if you want to dine on spam that’s more filling take a look here. There seems to be a preponderance of “sushi” spam recipes. Kind of turns one off their breakfast (lunch or dinner), but lots of fun none the less.

http://www.spam.com/recipes

.............................................................

If you like this post, feel free to share it. All I ask for is credit and a link back to this page.